located on Kampala Road, EM Plaza, Ground Floor, Room Number 202, just opposite Fidodido.
just opposite Fidodido. When you reach Fidodido, please call me, and I will come and pick you up.
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• Mon - Sun, 06:00-23:00
BECOME A VIKING (Without the Actual Scurvy)
Are you tired of your boss treating you like a peasant? Do you feel a strange, primal urge to scream "SKÅL!" while eating your Rolex pilau? It’s time to trade your office drama for English pillaging!
I’m selling Assassin’s Creed Valhalla (PS4) for a price so low, even Odin would call it a steal.
Why you need this disc:
Be Eivor: Lead epic raids and build your settlement.
Beards: The beard physics are better than your actual facial hair.
Travel: Explore 9th-century England without a visa or a yellow fever card.
Stress Relief: Axes are much more effective than "deep breathing exercises."
(That’s cheaper than two buckets of chicken, and this lasts longer than 15 minutes!)
Stop living like a monk and start living like a Legend.
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